Gay condom. This can go one of two ways - on one hand, gays don't use condoms since they want to have AIDS, so saying you're "using a gondom" means going bareback. On the other hand, when gays DO use condoms, since the condom is specifically going to be used for gay sex, particularly anal-spelunking, it stands to reason that gondom is an applicable term.
Noun: I have a pocket full of gondoms for when I go out to the gay bar, drink gay drinks, and have gay sex with gay men. I'm a responsible gay!
Phrase: That bitch is so horny she insisted I used gondoms - now I think I have AIDS. I should have just punched her left titty and taken her wallet.
Phrase: That bitch is so horny she insisted I used gondoms - now I think I have AIDS. I should have just punched her left titty and taken her wallet.
by Dracula Apebiscuits May 31, 2009
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Get the queen of gondor mug.A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.
A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.
A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"
"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"
"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"
"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
by KMW231978 February 11, 2010
Get the Gondoli mug.When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
by sunyata October 10, 2007
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Someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.
Godomy is not religion-specific... It refers to ass-rape performed using any dietic being as an insturment of displeasure.
Someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.
Godomy is not religion-specific... It refers to ass-rape performed using any dietic being as an insturment of displeasure.
Jim: Why, you're walking a little funny today, Bob.
Bob: *whimpers* Godomy. Ow.
Jim: Wow... Did you hear what Pat Robertson and President Bush said today?
Bob: I did. That was some serious godomy.
Bob: *whimpers* Godomy. Ow.
Jim: Wow... Did you hear what Pat Robertson and President Bush said today?
Bob: I did. That was some serious godomy.
by Honor January 20, 2006
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