goonabomber is the act of gooning so hard that you start to feel like Ted Kaczynski instead of bombing universities with pipe bombs, YOU bomb them with coom instead its the act of cooming into a box and sending it to any big college / university.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a gooner. And a coomer a goonabomber. And one night he goes off crazier edging more than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his coom ready to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the coom,"Why so serious?" He sticks his pp in my mouth. "Lets put a SOME COOM on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.
Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that littlesucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*