Goonblaat

National holiday made popular on Instagram in 2003

Are you celebrating Goonblaat this year?

by danrichard172 February 25, 2024

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

gooblatic

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.

“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."

by Uptown guy October 11, 2017

Gooblaa

gooblaa: A special phrase used when surprised, happy, angry or felling quite random!

Oh my gooblaa!

by Dr.Random May 3, 2015

goobalatory

vital organ in the goobalatory system. is the primary process of operating the immune system and basically the entire human body. you can not disable it

whens the last time you got your goobalatory checked?
i dont know i think like that one time we got amongus moon

by memiom August 25, 2022

goonglat

A term used to call a being a mistake or failure.

You are indeed a goonglat sire.

by TheCovertAce January 29, 2021

Goonbait

The newest character in popular media to be released with the intention of drawing in gooners and horny furries.

That new Fortnite character is total goonbait!

by CryptidIRL July 22, 2024