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goonbating 

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.
He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

gooblatic 

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.
“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."
gooblatic by Uptown guy October 11, 2017
gooblaa: A special phrase used when surprised, happy, angry or felling quite random!
Oh my gooblaa!
Gooblaa by Dr.Random May 3, 2015

goobalatory 

vital organ in the goobalatory system. is the primary process of operating the immune system and basically the entire human body. you can not disable it
whens the last time you got your goobalatory checked?
i dont know i think like that one time we got amongus moon
goobalatory by memiom August 25, 2022
A term used to call a being a mistake or failure.
You are indeed a goonglat sire.
goonglat by TheCovertAce January 29, 2021

Goonlation 

A revelation found while in the act of gooning
Person 1: Damn bro you have any new ideas recently?
Person 2: Yeah bro I had this goonlation late last night, what if munting isn't really the new meta?
Person 1: Damn bro that's deep
Goonlation by goontownlation March 11, 2024
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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