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A state of nirvana achieved following a session of gooning that is not narcissistic but rather a meditative state.
Cuh 1: Hey bruh you done gooning?

Cuh 2: Yee dawg, I've finally achieved goonana.
Goonana by t831b April 14, 2024
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Goonanny 

Pronounced goonawnee, another word for a vagina.
"I wouldn't touch her nasty goonanny!"
"That girl is such a goonanny."
Goonanny by BeingHeavenly March 10, 2009
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A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.
Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."
Goonaner by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021
A goonan has a big dick.
Wow you must have a goonan.
goonan by GlauDiablo December 15, 2016

goonanas 

a banana that has been chewed up, smushed, squashed or in any other way made into goo.
*guy sits on banana*
FUCK, now i got goonanas all over my pants.
goonanas by GoonanaQueen May 19, 2007
Edwin: “Ehh Gavin did a goonna in the garden there la”
Gavin: “why you dob me in ya gammin cunt?”
Goonna by Ridgydidge December 12, 2020
A word you tell yourself over and over until you reach higher bliss or nirvana.
The stressed out worker kept repeating Goonzana until he found higher bliss.
Goonzana by El Mateo January 8, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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