Definitions by Ridgydidge

Goonnatrout 

A solid brown “trout” that magically appears in public swimming places, usually after a sore belly. I has a tendency to follow you as you try to move slowly away without drawing attention.

Edwin: “eh, dad ya gammon hole, what’s that goonnatrout doin following you round. You shit ya pants or something?”

Goonnatrout by Ridgydidge December 11, 2024

Chnoumachin 

Scandinavian word for tomato.

Kai: Lanah, do you want to eat chnoumachin salad?
Lanah: No way, I want an achnounana (Banana in Scandinavian).

Chnoumachin by Ridgydidge March 9, 2023

Goonna 

Aboriginal word for shit.

Edwin: “Ehh Gavin did a goonna in the garden there la”
Gavin: “why you dob me in ya gammin cunt?”

Goonna by Ridgydidge December 12, 2020