Definitions by Monoculi

Googlezheimers 

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers by Monoculi October 8, 2023

Cheese curtains 

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

Cheese curtains by Monoculi March 29, 2023

Bender neutral 

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

Bender neutral by Monoculi February 13, 2023

Lardashian 

Obesity when applied to the human rear

Lardashian rear ends are simply a result of obesity.

Lardashian by Monoculi January 29, 2023

Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras

At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.

Woke music by Monoculi January 25, 2023

Wokograph 

A photograph that puts diversity before all else.

The wokograph showed one black, white, physically disabled, asian, seikh, muslem and lgbt person seated at a table

Wokograph by Monoculi January 22, 2023