Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Monoculi

Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

Lardashian rear ends are simply a result of obesity.

Lardashian by Monoculi January 29, 2023

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras

At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.

Woke music by Monoculi January 25, 2023

A photograph that puts diversity before all else.

The wokograph showed one black, white, physically disabled, asian, seikh, muslem and lgbt person seated at a table

Wokograph by Monoculi January 22, 2023