Monoculi's definitions

Wokograph

A photograph that puts diversity before all else.

The wokograph showed one black, white, physically disabled, asian, seikh, muslem and lgbt person seated at a table

by Monoculi January 22, 2023

Googlezheimers

Googlezheimers occurs when you forget something a few seconds after you look it up

I can’t remember what it is and I only Googled it this morning, must be suffering from Googlezheimers

by Monoculi October 8, 2023

Lardashian

Obesity when applied to the human rear

Lardashian rear ends are simply a result of obesity.

by Monoculi January 29, 2023

Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

by Monoculi February 13, 2023

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023