googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

Googlebitch

someone who uses google WAYYYYY TO fucken much

Man: hey you wanna check this for me
Man2:sure just lemme get to google.
Man:wait...you have google hotlinked to your desktop...googlebitch

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

gigglebitch

(gi gl bitch) noun (plural: gi gl bitch es) a person, usually female, and frequently in pairs, that laughs hysterically at something stupid and/or inside jokes, oblivious to any surrounding situations, people, or sleepers. Frequently makes fun of others' laughter when not gigglebitching, and does not realize that she sounds more annoying.

can also be verbed, as in "gigglebitching"

Cassie and Hallie were being gigglebitches this afternoon when they were giggling incessantly at god-only-knows-what, while poor Allie was out of the loop, and increasingly annoyed.

by Lexicontastic January 14, 2010

Google Bitch

What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.

Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.

Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."

Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"

by Blue Proteus June 15, 2009

Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

by paleface May 1, 2006

Google Bitch

Google Bitches are people who are dependent on Google's ever growing branding and product popularity.

A Google Bitch tends to be affected by Googles changes, problems and glitches.

You're a Google Bitch when Google straight up owns you, man.

I stopped using MSN and I'm now using Google Talk, I guess I'm becoming a Google bitch, increasing my level of dependency on their branding.

by DJWannabeCrackPuppet May 27, 2010