Goofy dick
Goofy dick by Moonie Money February 6, 2023
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When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.
My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
Goofy dick by King_shields January 29, 2018
Related Words
Goofy dick • goof dick • Goobydick • Goofdicker • goofy • Goofy ahh • Goofy Goober • goofy ass nigga • Goofy nigga • Goofy Ah
Goobydick
Word origin: Anderson, SC
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Goobydick by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
goofdick
***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
Goofdicker
A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
Goofdicker by goofdicker December 18, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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