Goofy dick
Goofy dick by Moonie Money February 6, 2023
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Goofy dick
When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.
My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
Goofy dick by King_shields January 29, 2018
Related Words
Goofy dick • goof dick • Goobydick • Goofdicker • Goofy cicky • goofy • Goofy ahh • Goofy Goober • goofy ass nigga • Goofy nigga
goof dick
Not only is Ted a dumb mother fucker, but the goof dick cannot control himself. It's no wonder he can't get laid in a morgue.
goof dick by Carl Pickens March 23, 2007
Goobydick
Word origin: Anderson, SC
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Goobydick by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
goofdick
***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
Goofdicker
A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.
A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.
Goofdicker by goofdicker December 18, 2023
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