Similar to Badminton, but played in a swimming pool while trying to keep the birdie in play as long as possible. Invented by James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem.
James: Hey you want to play somegoodminton?
Pat: I can't because I have no arms.
good insurance + itis. Goodinsurancitis is a condition which causes perfectly healthypeople to develop and maintain imaginary sicknesses or pursue aggressive treatments for minor ailments as a result of having comprehensive coverage or "good insurance".
Sara is always going to the doctor for something or another but her only real sickness is her goodinsurancitis