Similar to Badminton, but played in a swimming pool while trying to keep the birdie in play as long as possible. Invented by James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem.
James: Hey you want to play somegoodminton?
Pat: I can't because I have no arms.
The hoodrich way of discovering everything you need to know about somebody. The simple phrase "What's goodington?" can be used instead of "What's up" or "How's it going?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.