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Gooching
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012
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gooming
the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience
Gooming
Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"
Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"
2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"
1: "OK Goomer."
OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!
Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"
2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"
1: "OK Goomer."
OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!
Gooming by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021
gooching so hard
An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010
Gooching
Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.