Definitions by jizzhead
Gooching
Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Suprise Poo
Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
Suprise Poo by jizzhead April 11, 2009
Brandon Turn
Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
Brandon Turn by jizzhead April 11, 2009