gooming

the state of mind one is in after they have consumed a dosage of mushrooms, the feeling of a psychedelic experience

i ate a bag of mushrooms and i was goomin'

by neal April 04, 2003

snicker

a black guys dick

that hoe wants to taste his snicker

by Neal May 28, 2003

Esteban Loaiza

This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.

mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now

by Neal December 05, 2003

motoho

The bitches that come to the starting gate with me... GO DISTRICT 15 ama
AFTER I finish the race they are annoying little bitches saying "why didn't you beat Mike Alessi???
then you runaway from them and they follow...damn motohos

mh (motoho): Hey now your dad told you to pull the holeshot this race
Neal (me): Uh...you can tell my dad to get his ass out here and try to do it
do you see a #800?
mh: yes...
Neal: HE FUCKIN FLIES

by NEal July 28, 2004

titi fucking

when a man sticks his penis inbetween a woman's tities and the woman rubs her tities back and forth across the penis.

I titi fucked your mama so hard, she got a third degree burn!

by Neal April 25, 2003

g-spot

1.)A crazy mix-up of everything
ex. Frank Zappa's song :G-Spot Tornado

2.) An extra sensitive spot on a lady that no guy can find.

Oh no, here comes a G-spot Tornado!

by Neal February 09, 2005

JR

A Huge Rotter, or scoundrel. Someone who is unimaginable annoying; someone you can't stand, but for some reason he thinks he is your best friend.

He isn't really my friend, he's just a JR.

by Neal November 05, 2003