Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

Gooch snooch by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

gooch smoocher 

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

gooch smoocher by sbo August 18, 2011

gooch smooch 

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

gooch smooch by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch 

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Scooch 

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

Gooch Scooch by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Gooch scooch 

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

Gooch scooch by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023