Gooch monster 

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

Gooch monster by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

gooch monster 

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

gooch monster by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

Gouch Monster 

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

Gouch Monster by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

Gootchmonster

When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch

Common Abbv: Gootchmonst

Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those

Gootchmonster by spartan9664 January 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022