Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020

Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

Gootchmonster

When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch

Common Abbv: Gootchmonst

Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those

by spartan9664 January 21, 2010