A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008
Get the Gouch Monster mug.a walking HJ. Used for when a guy is holding his girlfriends hand and gets too excited so you use the back of her hand to stroke yourself, while walking.
"man i was walking my girl home and she just look so hot, i just had to touch myself."
"how'd you manage to do that without letting go of her hand?"
"A CLEAN DISKY, bluh!"
"how'd you manage to do that without letting go of her hand?"
"A CLEAN DISKY, bluh!"
by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008
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