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When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all
dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.
by black man 2012 January 14, 2010
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A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.
Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.
by Jimmy Grant June 09, 2008
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