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gooberfied 

To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....
What a place to be getting Gooberfied at
gooberfied by x20twinx November 5, 2018

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Goobervision 

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.
Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.
Goobervision by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

dooberries

slang used to describe something that you are unsure of what it is called officially or used in a lazy context description
my car has seat belt BRACKETS - if you are unaware its called a BRACKET you would say "My car has seat belt DOOBERRIES"

or

To use in a lazy context description:-
My car has electronic steering, electronic stability control, electronic mirrors, electronic seats etc.....
My car has all the electronic dooberries
dooberries by Sirius-C May 24, 2018

lilac and gooseberries

Likely a reference to Yennefer of Vengerberg's signature scent. Mentioned in Andrzej Sapkowki's witcher book series and CDProjekt Red's hit videogame Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
"Lilac and gooseberries. Her tastes haven't changed"

"The letter smelt strongly of lilac and gooseberries, he knew what it meant"

Gooberism 

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.
Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"
Gooberism by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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