Gooberries

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

by stallionitalian July 25, 2010

gooberfied

To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....

What a place to be getting Gooberfied at

by x20twinx November 5, 2018

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Goobervision

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.

Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.

by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

dooberries

slang used to describe something that you are unsure of what it is called officially or used in a lazy context description

my car has seat belt BRACKETS - if you are unaware its called a BRACKET you would say "My car has seat belt DOOBERRIES"

or

To use in a lazy context description:-
My car has electronic steering, electronic stability control, electronic mirrors, electronic seats etc.....
My car has all the electronic dooberries

by Sirius-C May 24, 2018

lilac and gooseberries

Likely a reference to Yennefer of Vengerberg's signature scent. Mentioned in Andrzej Sapkowki's witcher book series and CDProjekt Red's hit videogame Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.

"Lilac and gooseberries. Her tastes haven't changed"

"The letter smelt strongly of lilac and gooseberries, he knew what it meant"

by GamingSolvesMyIssues August 23, 2019

Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010