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Goobercuck 

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)
Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.
Goobercuck by Andew Pado November 2, 2023
Words you can keep

goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)
God tim is such a Goobercock!”

GoonerCuckold 

A husband that goons so fuckin much that his wife leaves him for a sigma male
Your dads a dweeb, and a GoonerCuckold

Gooberduked 

To be pranked or fooled in a workplace or a school. Usually without malicious intent, only for the purpose of a joke.
Employee 1: so yesterday my friend dropped some laxatives in my coffee during the meeting for April fools.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, totally gooberduked me.

Pranked fooled

gooberduked 

To be punked, fooled, or pranked intentionally by someone else. Usually without malicious intent.
Employee 1: so the other day, my friend put laxitives in my coffee during the buisness meeting.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, he totally gooberduked me there.

Punked fooled pranked

gooberduked 

To be pranked or prank someone with intent of disrupting their life in a way that is fun for you.
Guy 1: So the other day, I stapled my cousins driving violations on the inside of his job resume.
Guy 2: Man you totally gooberduked him!

Pranked rekt

gooberjockey 

Someone who wore one red sock and one white sock and ate with their mouth open
Bro, we are going to dinner with my parents are you really going to be a gooberjockey all night?
gooberjockey by NotAnAttorney November 9, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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