Definitions by JelqingGooner69

GoonerCuckold 

A husband that goons so fuckin much that his wife leaves him for a sigma male

Your dads a dweeb, and a GoonerCuckold

GoonerCuckold by JelqingGooner69 July 2, 2025

UltraJelqMaxxing

It is like jelq maxxing, but you jelq for so long, that cum cums out

Is that gooner fatass dweeb UltraJelqMaxxing?

UltraJelqMaxxing by JelqingGooner69 July 2, 2025