goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)

“God tim is such a Goobercock!”

by Pubic publication. INC September 9, 2023

Goobrock

A person of low intelligence

It was obvious that John was a goobrock

by Trunkbay October 24, 2020

GlobeCocking

Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.

<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!

by LarchOye October 15, 2009

gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

Goobersnocks

Adjective describing a particularly stinky individual/thing. Potent, displeasing.

"You smell like goobersnocks!"

by snuffybear February 25, 2010

goobercool

something that is so awesomley cool that you have to use the word goober in it.

World of Warcraft is so goobercool

by Scottdogg December 30, 2006

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

by ihatesmith February 26, 2005