Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.
"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"
"Hey gooberrt!"
"Gooberdeans oooo leans"
"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.