A small orb like vegetable which belongs to the family of vegetables called Green Things, the latin name for which is Peamus.
Peas can be shot out of tubes from your mouth or buttocks via a tube at unsuspecting passers-bye. This practice was first used by the Irish sailors who's boats could not carry loads heavier than a sack of potatoes. Instead of firing cannonballs and enemy ships, they peppered them with peas. However, as they were not frozen, they merely dissintegrated upon impact.
Another use for peas are for motorists. They can be placed inbetween the grooves in tyres to make makeshift slick tyres. This use for peas was again invented by the Irish who are usually too poor to buy slick tyres.
Peas can be shot out of tubes from your mouth or buttocks via a tube at unsuspecting passers-bye. This practice was first used by the Irish sailors who's boats could not carry loads heavier than a sack of potatoes. Instead of firing cannonballs and enemy ships, they peppered them with peas. However, as they were not frozen, they merely dissintegrated upon impact.
Another use for peas are for motorists. They can be placed inbetween the grooves in tyres to make makeshift slick tyres. This use for peas was again invented by the Irish who are usually too poor to buy slick tyres.
Man 1:Look at that chaps tyres, they are green!
Man 2:Yes my fellow homosapien, the man infront does indeed have green tyres, he has makeshift slick tyres.
Man 1:Oh I wish I was as cool as him.
Man 2:One day you shall be, one day.
Man 2:Yes my fellow homosapien, the man infront does indeed have green tyres, he has makeshift slick tyres.
Man 1:Oh I wish I was as cool as him.
Man 2:One day you shall be, one day.
by Ruairi Mccarthy December 07, 2003
by phatsho November 30, 2008
by The real Darkhawk1 March 04, 2010
by ericafreakindani September 06, 2011
by LunarLogophile May 07, 2022
A green circular word...often used in conversation I.e pea-fect, peas, pea cake, oh p**s.
Some would argue it's edible others know better.
Please also see petit pois
Some would argue it's edible others know better.
Please also see petit pois
by Pea-licious! October 25, 2013
by Hisham October 04, 2005