kelm 

The crusty dried up gunk at the top of a ketchup bottle.

As Mordecai squeezed the ketchup on to his hotdog he outbursted in a stream of explitives for the kelm had ruined the excellence of his hotdog.

kelm by Whitney/Julia November 23, 2006

Kelm 

Anything thats calm

'Today, the weather is kelm'
'Did you wanna bun a kelm (zoot)?'
'Thats kelm'

Kelm by Trapsnap_420 January 13, 2018

Kelm 

Kelm is a girl or boy that I outgoing, smart ,ambitious, brave, and caring. Everyone should love being friends with a kelm or possible dating them. They are hurt easily but come back stronger than ever. They will give someone their life if it means they will be happy. Kelm never gives up or quit. Kelms also don’t deal with a lot of drama. They like being themselves around people they love. They have the best butt!!!!!!!

Guy1: have you met kelm?

Guy2: yeah she is amazing!

Guy1: I know right!

Kelm by Realmonkey.8776 September 8, 2020

kelman 

The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.

Omg you see that guy I really hope he isn't a kelman

kelman by Carmen59 March 15, 2022

Kelmy girls

mostly cake faced girls with extensions, foundation that doesnt match their faces, short skirts and think they can fight.
on the other hand really nice, funny girls who know how to party and are up for a good time

oi that girls hella hot she must be a Kelmy girls

or lol her skirts so short must be a Kelmy girls

Kelmy girls by kjhk;hk;hjk'jk; October 12, 2011

kelmer 

A goat. A literal goat.

Kelmer is a goat.

kelmer by Xoxo Gossip Goat October 4, 2015

kelmy 

a guy who is hot sexy ass fuck usally black he gets horny quick he would date a mexican girl with straight brown hair meduim size and he has a big dick

hey bro

what up puto
i heard kelmy made her choke

hmm i beht she enjoyed that dick

kelmy by kelmy December 3, 2019