gonz

to put your penis on someone's face near their mouth and your balls on their eyes, so they resemble Gonzo from the muppet show.

the porno wasnt suitable for children, so they got a big furry blue man to gonz a five year old, to please parents.

by thejen November 3, 2004

Gonz

A Venezuelan chap who has trouble finding their way through life.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that dude we met the other day?"

Friend 2: "Oh, that Gonz? He's probably lost somewhere."

by So Skeezy and Breezy October 28, 2018

Gonz Gap

A trick developed by "The Gonz" a.k.a Mark Gonzales.

Mark Gonzales invented a new skateboarding trick, it's called the Gonz Gap.

by skatergirl572 January 26, 2011

Sweaty Gonz

The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.

Last night at the party, brooke passed at. Then Tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.

by goblue04 May 21, 2009

The Gonz

Classy, God, sometimes caught wearing a flannel shirt jacket

You can be good, but you’ll never be The Gonz

by BobbertGe December 9, 2020

Juju Gonz

Juju is a simp with no pimp. He is hitting on an older girl, and when it is awkward he switches his simping target. Truely an asshole and a simp.

Juju Gonz is a fucking simp.

by Tf2stcoon May 7, 2020

manney gonz

a swagg rapper thats likes to chill with his brothers and hes an mma fighter that would wipp ass and his kiks are deadley

and hes signed to lost society hes one of the moste basted rapper and living his life with out drug yes strate edge

manney gonz droped a new mixtape being based like manney gonz

by manney gonz February 14, 2013