A down terrible virgin omegle youtuber who fails to get girls on younow which results in punching the air, and his white gaming chair being thrown and beat violently. Don't count on him, he can never be consistent enough to even text you back or stream on time
Audrie: Look at that big boy Gonzick, he can't even get his dick wet even on the bbw omegle tag
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.