gonzalo

known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.

"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

or

"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"

by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008

gonzalo

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

by urmom10k November 29, 2021

gonzalo

Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls

Ask gonzalo

by CLIFFTON February 06, 2014

Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known for loving music and being handsome. If you can ever meet a Gonzalo, be friends with him as long as you live. Very trustworthy aswell, and an easy person to talk to.

Person 1: This is my friend.
Friend: Hello. Nice to meet you.
Person 2: You are so nice your name must be Gonzalo

by Ha!Idiot. April 23, 2019

Gonzalo

Gonzalo’s are known to be really good looking, smart, awesome taste in music, sweet, and athletic. Gonzalo’s are great with bear hugs and their spirit animal is definitely a bear. Gonzalo’s are the best person to possibly hang out, Are very lovable, adorable, and give the best kisses. In conclusion, gonzalos are the best.

Hello gonzalo

by SOMEONE827367373 October 15, 2021

Gonzalo

Legends say he can break a punching bag with one kick, he swims in a canal, he is the Legendary Gonzalo

Gonzalo used his special

by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019

Gonzalo

He’s very funny, endlessly entertaining. Honestly you’re never bored around Gonzalo, probably one of the most amazing people to have in your life. Gonzalo is probably the best person in my life and I wish he honestly understood how much he means to me. I just don’t wanna annoy him with how much he means to me so yeah.
“Ok Adele”

Gonzalo is pretty cool

by TerraTheGroot April 27, 2019