Definitions by goblue04

Denver Jock Strap

While a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.

While Emilee was giving him head last night Jesse tried to Denver Jock Strap her

Denver Jock Strap by goblue04 December 6, 2010

Sweaty Gonz 

The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.

Last night at the party, brooke passed at. Then Tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.

Sweaty Gonz by goblue04 May 21, 2009