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Golilo

Jordan De Los Santos Known As “Golilo” Born On June 28th 2008 In New Brunswick,NJ In Robert Wood Johnson The 15 Year Old Artist Grew Up With His Mother His Father & His Great Great Grandparents At 8 Years Old His Father Was Arrested And That Made Him Want To Help His Mother Out And He Wanted To Start Making Music Since His Father Had Alot Of Friends That Make Music But They Never Took Him To A Studio At The Age Of 9 Years Old He Recorded His First Song “The Race GoliloMix” And Didnt Pull Any Views But Still Had Support By His Mother And Father Who Was Incarcerated When He Was 11 Year Old On October 9th 2021 His Father Was Released Due To Good Behavior On Parole And He Kept Dropping Music Then In 2020 He Took A Break And Didn’t Want To Record Due To The Hate In 2022 He Picked Up A Microphone Again And Recorded His Verse For “We All Getting Paid” Cause In School A Upcoming Artist “Jah” Would Constantly Ask Him For A Feature So He Did And Jordan Liked It So He Kept Recording And Dropped “Knockaz” After That Release He Started Getting Into Street Activities Involving Beefing With His Blood Cousin “Cj” And They Would Make Back To Back Diss Tracks But In September 2022 They Started Being Cool Again And Now 2023 The 15 Year Old Has Been The Main Target In Nj And Is Called “The Face Of New Brunswick” And Has Gained Respect By The Notorious Gang “The Trinitarios” And Has Made A Rise In His Carreer And Keep Dropping Music With Artist From Perth Amboy, NJ “SavvSolo”
Golilo Is Going To Be The Biggest Star Coming Out Of New Brunswick,Nj
by Mr.ThugDizzle August 12, 2023
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Lil Golilo

Lil Golilo is Jordan De Los Santos he was born June 28 2008 at 12:34 pm and he started YouTube on 2015 on a lg tablet then he deleted his video from that YouTube channel. Jordan at 5 in 2013 His Friend Bryan Moronta made him his first Instagram on his grandma phone one day he got and and then the phone down the stairs to the basement a lost it under the frige then in 2016 he made a Instagram and gained 300 followers in 24 hours for skits then he made 1,000 he went live somebody requested to go in his live he thought it was a fan then the person cursed him out then his mom saw the live then he had to temporary disable his account for 4 months then he got his account back on January 23 2019 he made skits and music and in May he made a now choppy remix then he blew up. This will be updated on this artist
by ReciosMusicRecords August 29, 2019
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Golio

Someone who drops out of school freshmen year and disappears.
That kid pulled a Golio and dropped out. I haven't seen him since.......
by Gulu November 7, 2012
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Raidloggen and Goldloggen

Raidloggen Goldloggen is a meme pair originated on a discord server called TMN(Tauri Movie Night) where ones World of Warcraft raiding scheduled of raiding once per week was intercepted by a cunt named Deeyja in the great tilt of April 2021. His sorrow was expressed through two pictures.

First picture is of a scene from the cult 1972 movie "The Godfather" where Marlon Brando in the role of Vito Corleone grieves over the loss of his eldest son, Sonny, played by James Caan. Over Brandos desperate grin reads Raidloggen, and under is the famous Brando quote: "Look how they massacred my boy." which for the sake of the joke is refering to the loss of the ability to raid log.
The second picture is comparatively simple with Samuel L. Jackson in the role of Jules Winnfield holding the mysterious briefcase from another cult 1994 movie Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, the picture itself however is not from the movie but is in fact made through photo shop software, inside the briefcase is written Goldloggen. The comedic effect of Goldloggen comes from the fact that in Pulp Fiction itself the contents of the briefcase were a complete mystery for the full duration of the movie, and in the meme they are now revealed to be Goldloggen.

Jules Wifield points Goldloggen towards grieving Vito Corleone, giving him this mystical glowing concept of Goldloggen to ease his pain and come as substitute in place of the Raidloggen he has recently lost.
Tonight Jack said he'll practice Raidloggen instead of watching Asmongold, he thinks he can Goldloggen at the same time.

Raidloggen and Goldloggen is a retarded way to say raid logging and farming gold
by Pouqet April 24, 2021
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Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
by TheHannburger August 4, 2009
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Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
by dabruce June 19, 2014
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Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.
by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018
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