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Goldmining

When a person eats a bunch of corn, then a partner fists them and pulls out the corn loaded shit.
That chick at the church picnic really put away the corn. I'm guessing her boyfriend wanted to go goldmining.
Goldmining by JBooker December 8, 2013
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Goldmining

When the fist is shoved so far up ones anus to the point where fecal matter can be touched and corn is extracted from said fecal matter
Did you hear about what happened to Jude? He got caught goldmining Macy in the bathroom!

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.
Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations
I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

Gold mining 

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.
“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”
Gold mining by Shane21 April 15, 2019

Goodwining

Explaining everything even though people say the already understand.
Jasón: hey do u guys know what a versa is.
Everyone : yes
Jasón: it’s a small car made by Nissan

Everyone : quit goodwining , we know.
Goodwining by Ksbajdnsbsbdb October 30, 2018

Goldening 

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.
We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.
Goldening by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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