Goldening 

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

Goldening by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Goldnigger 

A Black man that marries a white woman for money or vice versa.

Rachel: He's just a black man marrying you for your money
Jacklyn: Ya I Know
Rachel: Well, he's just a Goldnigger

Goldnigger by M6tt36 Brady August 19, 2009

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

goldnigger 

slang for a rich, middle eastern prince or oil baron. Ususally strongly affiliated with U.S. oil companies.

'dang, the king of saudi arabia is such a goldnigger'

goldnigger by StormOfStress October 21, 2006

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Goldfinger 

An amazing ska-punk band that has been around since 1993.

99 Red Balloons, Superman, San Simeon, Spokesman, Mable, and a bunch of other great songs. That's Goldfinger for you.

Goldfinger by PunkRockJanks May 24, 2006