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A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.
Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!
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by TheSchmer September 29, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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