Definitions by TheSchmer

Goldiglocks

A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.

Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!

Goldiglocks by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

Gustav 

1. The short form for the popular gun the "Schwerer Gustav". This weapon is a German railway gun which was in use in World war II, this gun was destroyed as the Germans did not want their enemy to acquire the weapon after the war.

Person 1: Have you seen Gustav, that gun is so THICC!

Person 2: IKR! I wish it wasn't destroyed, then we could've visited it in a museum!

Gustav by TheSchmer September 29, 2020