Golden Rod
Golden Rod is not affraid to stand next anyone in the bathroom, The few the proud the Golden Rod, Golden Rod strong, Hi have we met Im Golden Roc, Golden Rod can rock you like a hurrican
Golden Rod by Realitybatman April 2, 2009
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golden rod
1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod
golden rod by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010
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golden fishing rod
the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.
THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.
golden fishing rod by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
Goldenrod Radio
Goldenrod Radio by DJ Daz July 13, 2009
Goldenrod
Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
Goldenrod by jdbuhbshcvdub July 9, 2011
Goldenrod
A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Goldenrod Prime
The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.
Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
Goldenrod Prime by Goldenrod Prime May 12, 2018
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