Goldenrod 

when someone gives you a blowjob when they have a mouth full of chewed up twinkie.

Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.

Goldenrod by jdbuhbshcvdub July 9, 2011

Goldenrod 

A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.

Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.

Goldenrod by nphilbro February 3, 2009

Goldenrod 

The name a man calls another man who was the best fuck he's ever had.

OMG! See that man over there? He's my Goldenrod!

Goldenrod by dkuk69 September 14, 2018

Goldenrod 

Verb. As in "to goldenrod." To pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone's work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. Often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.

I just got my boss's comments back. I've been goldenrodded!

Goldenrod by Esmerelda Hortense December 14, 2008

Goldenrod Radio

most awesome Pokemon Youtube Channel for news and blogs arch rivals with Jubilife TV

Boy:hey did he see the new episode of Goldenrod Radio?
Friend:hell yes i did it was uber

Goldenrod Radio by DJ Daz July 13, 2009

Goldenrod Prime 

The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.

Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes

Goldenrod Prime by Goldenrod Prime May 12, 2018

offical.color.goldenrod 

amazing and amazing and you thought

I am offical.color.goldenrod

offical.color.goldenrod by mr big epics August 20, 2020