A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "
Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to
people with money.
His method of operation is using his
ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word),
goofy laugh, and you love him and you can'
t help it. His presence gets you laid
even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen
Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.
No
dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
