when someone gives you a blowjob when they have a mouth full of chewed up twinkie.
Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.
No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
Verb. As in "to goldenrod." To pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone's work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. Often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.
The single best being on YouTube. Heβs denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.
Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Primeβs YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru B: NANI
Person B explodes
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.