Golden Gordon

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Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

Golden Gordon by Mitch September 2, 2004

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gorden

An alternative for ugly

Ewww why are you so gorden!!

gorden by realTaylorSwift13 November 18, 2022

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Gorden

funny way of saying Go Then!

I told you i dont wanna go ... Uwanna go? Gorden!

Gorden by Gorden973 July 4, 2008

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Charley Gorden

Charley Gorden is a character in a book called Flowers for Algernon. The book is also a movie called Charley, anyways, the book and movie is about a mentally challenged man who is 37. Charley Gorden plays the mentally challenged guy who is eager to learn more things and wishes to become a guiens.

Charley Gorden

Charley Gorden by izzy lark January 8, 2012

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Gorden

Gorden a word used to describe an individual in a negative way

Your a Gorden!
Stop you Gorden!
Mommy she looks like a Gorden..!

Gorden by anonymous May 16, 2021

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Goldòn

Goldon is widely used in Veneto. It means testicle but it's used as "dickhead". There is a funny story behind this word. During the WW2 american troops landed in Italy to help her fight Germany. I don't know how, but they started talking about sex/condoms. Americans said that the most popular condom brand was Gold One, but with the italian pronunciation is sounds Goldòn.

Beppe: "Areo, te si un goldòn"
Gigetto: "Anca massa"

Goldòn by parods May 2, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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