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Golden Date 

The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...

Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
Golden Date by Pingu is crazy September 11, 2005
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Goldendale 

A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.
Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!
Goldendale by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009

Goldendale 

One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.
Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.
Goldendale by Gdale February 14, 2010

goldengate 

When you piss in someones mouth when they are giving you oral sex and they have braces on their teeth.
I surprised Jennifer with the "Goldengate" in the limo after prom.
goldengate by Lynn Bell September 26, 2006

goldentater 

This is what you call the dumbest, stupidest person who is around. They want to be a weeaboo, but they do not have enough for that.
me: "lol ur like goldentater"
friend: "ahahhaha ur so funny Void"
goldentater: ;(
goldentater by V o i d June 20, 2018

goldendale 

Dude I Had such a Good Goldendale yesterday!
goldendale by Cass Man January 13, 2009

goldengate bridge 

the act of urinating between the legs of someone having a dump on the toliet
Did u hear about austin giving jordan a suprise goldengate bridge at mollys party.
goldengate bridge by Jake Edweed January 11, 2011
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