Goldendale 

A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.

Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!

Goldendale by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009

Goldendale 

One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.

Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.

Goldendale by Gdale February 14, 2010

goldendale 

A good place to go and take a "SHIT"!!

Dude I Had such a Good Goldendale yesterday!

goldendale by Cass Man January 13, 2009

Wilson Middle School, Glendale 

An ok middle school in Glendale, California. Like the rest of Glendale, 87% of the students are Armenians which makes the school smell like Axe. 10% of the population are Hispanics, 2% are Asians, and like 1% are white.

Wilson is really cliquey and the lunch tables are divided by ethnic groups, which is pretty fucked up. The Armenians take up most of the tables, which makes sense since they are the majority. There used to be V-Techs and Armos but apparently those labels aren't really used anymore.

The teachers are pretty good but there's only one good math teacher, the rest are either crazy or aren't really good at teaching math. Wilson's music is really good and sometimes drama puts on good plays. Sometimes.

Wilson doesn't really have a drug problem, there are only a few kids who think they're cool and try pot or crack but they really can't hold anything down. Besides, all the idiots who do drugs on campus always end up getting thrown in Juvenile Correctional Facility.

Unlike Roosevelt Middle School and Toll Middle School (Wilson's neighboring schools), Wilson kids come from pretty wholesome and working class families, which is nice. Wilson doesn't have any real problems, which makes a pretty okay school. Better than Toll and Roosevelt, anyway.

Wilson families are always involved with school events, unlike Toll and Roosevelt families.

Wilson Middle School has a strict no-drug and anti-bullying policy.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale is a pretty good school.

Wilson Middle School, Glendale by Arizonna November 22, 2011

glendale highschool 

A greasy ass high school where lots of younger kids smoke. Known for cheaters, sluts, and attention whores. There is A LOT of fights every other week, 90% wouldnt rec of going to this school unless you want to get peer pressured into smoking, get into a bad relationship and you’re good at science because the science teachers will make you struggle to pass you’re class. The halls smell like pot, most classrooms smell like BO the gyms are pretty nice though, unless you get one of the bad teachers then I’m afraid your gym class will suck ass sem long. Glendale is filled with greasers and 2 faced/ snakes you can’t trust anywhere here because as you start to get closer they will backstab you and pretend that they like you when they don’t do PEEP THIS

Hey man what school do you go to?
I go to: Glendale Highschool
Ah never mind we can’t be friends you must be a 2 faced fake person like the rest of the school.

glendale highschool by Mr.ramen_noodle February 6, 2019

Gardendale 

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.

I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.

Gardendale by portsmouthout May 28, 2011

glendale 

Little Armenia

Armenian ..."Inche Lets Cruise Glenokes in our mercedes Brooo"

glendale by Teresa March 3, 2004