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He meets assholes everywhere he goes.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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She Goes Alright
She goes alright is an Aussie term.
Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.
Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.
She Goes Alright by BrushieBrushieBrushie August 4, 2012
the way she goes
A phrase used in the aftermath of a catastrophe in order to attribute the event's occurrence to some external, uncontrollable factor.
Ray, after gambling away the boys' drink money: "Lost all the liquor money, boys."
Julian: "What?"
Ray: "That's the way she goes."
Bubbles: "That's the way she goes?"
Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. That's what I said - "
Bubbles: "So you lost all our drink money is what 'she goes' - she's gone."
Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes."
Bubbles, being interviewed moments later: "It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes..."
-Trailer Park Boys
Julian: "What?"
Ray: "That's the way she goes."
Bubbles: "That's the way she goes?"
Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. That's what I said - "
Bubbles: "So you lost all our drink money is what 'she goes' - she's gone."
Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes."
Bubbles, being interviewed moments later: "It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes..."
-Trailer Park Boys
the way she goes by Chip_Whitley July 4, 2009
Gokush
Gokush by Oxxy_Montalvy October 30, 2016
joe goes
Person A: I was fucking for so long last night.
Person B: How'd it feel?
Person A: It didn't feel good, it was a real joe goes.
Person B: How'd it feel?
Person A: It didn't feel good, it was a real joe goes.
joe goes by Mint Nation June 29, 2017
Goreshit
guy from the uk who makes lolicore, mashcore and breakcore music. his music can range from "nice to listen to" to "super ass blaster 69420"
Goreshit by dippingsauce11 August 27, 2021
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