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god damnit 

The phrase "God Damnit", which when expressed in a grammatically correct fashion would read "God Damn It," is a vulgarity used to express frustration. It's literal definition is "May the Christian God Damn it to Hell". In slang, it is a phrase used in a generally non-religious context. For example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim "God Damnit!", meaning that you are so upset with the device you wish that God would condemn it to eternal damnation.

It is rarely used literally, and is considered a lesser of vulgarities, though to the extremely religious it is considered highly offensive. In the Christian faith it is considered a violation of one of the ten commandments.
"I can't get this VCR to work! God Damnit!"
god damnit by James E. Bradford June 25, 2006

god damnit! 

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!
God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?
god damnit! by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

God damnit Phillip 

When someone refuses to learn the correct way to do things. Continuing to drive the train into the fucking ground. Worst type of co-worker.

God damnit anyway

What Minnesotan's say when they are very upset.
God Damnit anyway Kayleigh, you can't leave your gum on the damn sidewalk.

fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that 

i just made this up because funny
example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug

god damnit the shit 

A grouping of words to symbolize someone getting up in the morning and realizing that they just missed class.
Ex: Person 1: Oh man what time is it?
Person 2: it's 10:31.
Person 1: Ah God Damnit the Shit! I'm 2 hours late for 2-D class!
god damnit the shit by Ben Kanoza November 10, 2007
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