Nova><Master's definitions

DIBS™

Do
It
British
Style

Put the "u" where it beloungs!

DIBS™ turns color into colour
Humor into humour
Favorite into Favourite

etc.

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

fullourange

A word that points out the tragedy that some words don't rhyme.

I couldn't think of any word that rhymes with silver, purple or orange, so I invented the word fullourange.

by Nova><Master October 23, 2006

zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

op

Op is an abbreviation for opinion.

Why don't you opt out on giving me your op? Fucker.

by Nova><Master October 27, 2006

god damnit!

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!

God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?

by Nova><Master October 25, 2006

ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

Thread Excavator

Someone who bumps really old threads on message boards.

Thread Excavator! Where did you dig up this old thread

by Nova><Master November 7, 2008