lastfrontiermama's definitions
A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.
A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!
by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016

Felt a cold coming on so I know I needed steam heat, antioxidants, and maybe a little buzz...so I had a Shizzy and I feel rejuvenated.
by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

A Hawaiian variation on the classic mimosa made with champagne and POG juice (passion, orange, guava).
Pronounced "sham-pog-nay"
Pronounced "sham-pog-nay"
Friend: what would you like to drink?
Other friend: umm, I want champagne and juice since it's morning time... I'll have a mimosa!
Friend: Ooh, want one with POG juice instead? I call it champogne!
Other friend: um, absofuckinloutely.
Other friend: umm, I want champagne and juice since it's morning time... I'll have a mimosa!
Friend: Ooh, want one with POG juice instead? I call it champogne!
Other friend: um, absofuckinloutely.
by lastfrontiermama December 23, 2016

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.
by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

Noun
An online library of memes searchable by filters, such as "popularity", "political", "NSFW", etc.
An online library of memes searchable by filters, such as "popularity", "political", "NSFW", etc.
Friend: I need a good meme to comment on this douchebag's wall. He put something up about Trump.
Me: I'll search the memebrary and see what funny political memes are out there!
Me: I'll search the memebrary and see what funny political memes are out there!
by lastfrontiermama May 30, 2016

The opposite of sunday funday. The one day of the week you dedicate to not drinking so you can be fresh on Monday morning.
Friend: Wooo! Sunday Funday! Brunch beers?!
Friend 2: Nah brah, not for me. Been doing Sunday Noneday. Feeling hella good.
Friend 2: Nah brah, not for me. Been doing Sunday Noneday. Feeling hella good.
by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

The suggestive subliminal pronunciation you use when you would guarantee a product that even Karen herself would give a positive Yelp review.
by lastfrontiermama June 9, 2020
