lastfrontiermama's definitions

Plumpkin

(Noun)

The act of enjoying a pumpkin spice latte while simultaneously enjoying a bowel movement.

I started off this crisp fall morning the right way. Made myself a pumpkin spice latte and it really got things going, so I went to the bathroom and made it a plumpkin.

by lastfrontiermama September 16, 2021

Plumpkin

The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.

by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

Karentee

The suggestive subliminal pronunciation you use when you would guarantee a product that even Karen herself would give a positive Yelp review.

Customer: So would you recommend this dish?
Server: Oh no doubt, I Karentee it
Customer: Wait what?

by lastfrontiermama June 9, 2020

Shizzy

A Vizzy hard seltzer enjoyed in the shower.

Felt a cold coming on so I know I needed steam heat, antioxidants, and maybe a little buzz...so I had a Shizzy and I feel rejuvenated.

by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

Sunday Noneday

The opposite of sunday funday. The one day of the week you dedicate to not drinking so you can be fresh on Monday morning.

Friend: Wooo! Sunday Funday! Brunch beers?!
Friend 2: Nah brah, not for me. Been doing Sunday Noneday. Feeling hella good.

by lastfrontiermama May 31, 2020

COVIDog

An impulse purchase of a puppy/dog because at one point, you had a ton of time on your hands and thought “I’ll get a huge responsibility!”

Friend: Aww, who is this?
Friend 2: This is Rover. He’s my Covidog! I trained him while on quarantine!

by lastfrontiermama May 22, 2020

Essentialist

The entitled discrimination a person feels regarding others who are out and about during a global pandemic.

*Text conversation*
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!

by lastfrontiermama April 6, 2020