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Gabbatonic 

A catatonic-like state that a child achieves by watching multiple episodes of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Man, he hasn't blinked in over an hour. How is he so quiet? He's gone Gabbatonic.
Gabbatonic by Cpthowdy23 November 27, 2012

Gobbstopped 

To be completely mesmerized by something (or someone)
Matteo was Gobbstopped by Taylor’s hotness
Gobbstopped by TheZestyFellow36 November 15, 2022

gobbagool 

Sicilian or colloquial Italian for cappicola, a type of cured ham.cappicola
Hey, buddy, pass the gobbagool. I want to make a sandwich.
gobbagool by Michael Fleischmann August 28, 2007

gobbstoppers 

when a male dips his testicles into a girls mouth
yo last night my girl's jaw got tired after just giving her 2 gobbstoppers
gobbstoppers by da fat shet June 6, 2018

Everlasting Gobbstopper 

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!

gobbstop 

to forcibly insert two testicles into the mouth.
Mrs. Jackmeof wouldn't stop watering my couch so I had to gobbstop her.
gobbstop by bandurows September 8, 2009