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Goatshark 

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.
Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.
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Goatspank 

Casual term for an earl fan, driver, or teamowner.
Q:Did you see Gweg Way at the wall mart?

A: Yeah, that Goatspank was surrounded by gomerbillys.
Goatspank by Joelski September 29, 2003
I Going to gatshack
gatshack by anthony443894893 December 7, 2017
A male mosquito usually larger than than their female counter part they tend to fly up into your face when disturbed
Person 1) *walking through grass* Ahhhh!!!!!! Dam grasshawks

Person 2) *lol* I told you to use the sidewalk *lol*
grasshawk by TeaKah March 14, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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