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goatse man 

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.
Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!
goatse man by Falconrath August 13, 2003

goatse man 

A man who hides items, in his large anus.
potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.
goatse man by Timmy August 1, 2003

goatse man 

THE GIVER on goatse.cx
goatse man by Ryan December 5, 2003

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

goatsman 

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
goatsman by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

goatseman 

"I was afraid that my blind date would be a real goatseman"
goatseman by Jukka May 23, 2003
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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