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Goatisme 

A new religion following the lords Goat, Turkey and Beaver. The goat represents Constipation, The beaver represents Big teeth and logs and the goat represents Thanksgiving dinner and THICK birds. We take this religion seriously it’s not a joke.
I love being apart of the goatisme religion
Goatisme by Lielos_hannh5678 November 28, 2019
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a group of amazing people who pledge alligance to the goat and hillbilly's and the hordse song(look it up). they are affiliated with the llama's and theyre political campaign for a new supreme goat with never end.

religion created by the supreme goat and rodriguez the mexican sketch artist.
goatism
goats
awesome excuse for a religion

"may the goats be strong with you"
Related Words
Goatism is a religion were you exchange everyword that looks like goat with the word goat
Arsenal won the match with just one goat!
goatism by MacStalin April 18, 2005

goatsmeller 

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"
"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"
goatsmeller by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008
To announce what was already said by another, in an idiotic fashion using similar wording but not directly repeating what was said before by the other person

2.An idiot's version of sarchasm but doesnt have the intent of being sarchastic therefore making the person sound like Greg.E

3.To overlook one's common sense value for their own idiocy.
Person A: ''well ryan doing that ...well that would be like shooting in the dark''

Person B: (goatism)
''well you see ryan thats like shooting blindly and not knowing where your shooting''
Goatism by G- Reg October 17, 2008
When who makes sounds like "Eh la doo" or "gagagagaga." Usually 5" or smaller. Related to the famous pinhead pak
Goatism is when you make annoying sounds.
Goatism by Pomp33 April 4, 2015
A group of awesome people who pledge allegiance to the goat, the llama, the alpaca, and hillbillies as well as the horse song, hillbilly song and the chicken on a raft.

Religion.
That man would do very well running a seven eleven in norweigia. I bet he could even last 500 hours or more with a chiken on a raft. We should force him to join goatism.
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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