Goasses 

A type of pants designed to make your rear end pop up.

A word accidentally typed when you were trying to spell “glasses”

“Hey Kayla put on your goasses, cause tonight we’re going out”
“My what?”
“Oh my bad I meant glasses. Now put on some tight jeans you dirty hoe cause we’re going out”

Goasses by LAC2022 July 1, 2022

fake glasses 

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

fake glasses by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Three point glasses 

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

Three point glasses by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013

liberal glasses 

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

liberal glasses by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Serial Killer Glasses 

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!

Serial Killer Glasses by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Problem Glasses 

A fashion accessory worn by a social justice warrior and feminists that believes everything is sexist, racist, homophobic and/or problematic if it challenges anything concerning their feelings of self-entitlement and/or politically correct world views. This differs from hipster glasses which are often just a pair of empty frames.

Dude, look at her. She's got problem glasses on. We better not talk to her or she's gonna start bitching about smashing the patriarchy.

Problem Glasses by Look! A Walrus! December 21, 2015

Glaze the glasses 

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses

Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.

Glaze the glasses by Phil Skinsspeare April 5, 2016