Finishup

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.
Joe, how's your new startup business coming?

We couldn't get any VCs to back the idea in the end, so we've turned it into a finishup, and I'm looking for a job.
by rickbrunernyc April 20, 2010
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Imma let you finish

Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.

Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.
Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...

Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
by rickbrunernyc September 15, 2009
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Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.
I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!
by rickbrunernyc August 03, 2009
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Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.
Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
by rickbrunernyc August 03, 2009
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Deploy the Slide

Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.
Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.
by rickbrunernyc August 12, 2010
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Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
by rickbrunernyc August 06, 2009
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Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009
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