rickbrunernyc's definitions

Double Piston Chesty

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.

Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009

One-and-a-half Date

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010

Finishup

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.

Joe, how's your new startup business coming?

We couldn't get any VCs to back the idea in the end, so we've turned it into a finishup, and I'm looking for a job.

by rickbrunernyc April 20, 2010

Imma let you finish

Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.

Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.

Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...

Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!

by rickbrunernyc September 15, 2009

Untrepreneur

An unemployed person passing themselves off as an entrepreneur. And/or an under-achieving entrepreneur.

Joe: So Bob, what are you up to these days.

Bob: Um...I'm trying to get my own business going. I'm an entrepreneur.

Bob's Wife: An untrepreneur is more like it!

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009