11 definitions by rickbrunernyc

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009
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Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.
Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.
by rickbrunernyc April 10, 2010
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A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009
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A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.
First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.
by rickbrunernyc February 22, 2012
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Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.

Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.
Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...

Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
by rickbrunernyc September 15, 2009
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Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.
Come on, dude, we're going to be late to meet the chicas. Finish getting dressed and let's go!

Okay, just a quick double piston chesty and I'm ready.
by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009
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Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.
Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.
by rickbrunernyc August 12, 2010
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