11 definitions by rickbrunernyc

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder Menstrual Syndrome. I.e., REALLY bad PMS.

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

Application of aerosol deodorant with a blast under each armpit followed by a slash across the chest.

Like a startup business, but one that fails to start. The process of ending a startup.