Goanmon

A Liberian-Trinidadian King. His special dark chocolate skin will make your mouth water just imagining your lips on his body. His muscles pop through his skin tight black t shirt. His waves are on swim, beard kept clean and shaven around his sharp jawline. He's confident but humble. Competitive is an understatement. He won't allow you to beat him in anything more than once. He's not a fighter but he'll kill you over something that he loves. People often think he's a man whore but it's not his fault everybody's girl wants him. He's nothing less than a King, with respect for his Queen. He's bossy with the strength and knowledge to back it up. Loves the color red and admires fast cars and flashy jewelry. Sex game will have you wanting to have his babies. Don't even ask about head...ever been to heaven before?

Her: Damn, what isn't there to like about Goanmon?

by LightSkinLongHairWitDaGoodShit March 14, 2017

goanmon

A Liberian-Trinidadian King. His special dark chocolate skin wirh his muscles popping through his skin tight black t shirt will make you wonder where he's been all your life. He's confident but humble. Competitive is an understatement. He won't allow you to beat him in anything more than once. He's not a fighter but he'll kill you over something that he loves. He's nothing less than a King, with respect for his Queen. He's bossy with the strength and knowledge to back it up. Loves the color red and admires fast cars and flashy jewelry.

Him: Ayo, that's my mans Goanmon
Her: Damn, I been looking at him for weeks, where he from?

by LightSkinLongHairWitDaGoodShit March 29, 2017

Goatmoney

Is an alternate way of saying 'The Pink Pound' referring how Gay men have more expenditure, due to the fact that they don't have to pay for a wife and kids.

That Joe Hedges is in the Goatmoney!

by tezzmandoo August 15, 2010

Gonmon

Kick ass artist, and all around lovable and sexy man-beast. Notable for his wonderful Earthbound and Metroid art.

Gonmon has once again set the standard for PWNage.

by Anti September 21, 2003

gonmon

An artist who can draw, but leeches ideas off of everyone else. Likes banging ugly sluts. Cannot be trusted.

Dude, did you see the size of gonmon's girlfriend's gaping hole? She must be riding the whole neighborhood!

by buckwheat3521 February 17, 2005

gonmon

God's gift to assholedom. Able to turn a slut into a saint with just one pelvic thrust!

Dude, I just banged gonmon's girlfriend last night---and then my dad did---and then my dog---but she drew the line at the vacuum cleaner. She's turned into such a prude.

by Studnicker February 17, 2005

Goatmonkey

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.

That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

by Flummoxed budge nucket August 4, 2018