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When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.
Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?
by Wallabear November 21, 2003
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The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.
i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.
by housboggy November 05, 2003
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An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.
by Flummoxed budge nucket August 04, 2018
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